Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff to be able take flex. But there had to be a way ...One of the two public servants suddenly lifted his head. "I know how to get some time off work" the man whispered."How?" asked the second worker.Instead of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his Director. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of ceiling tiles and hoisted himself up. "Look!" he hissed, then swinging his legs over a metal pipe, hung upside down.Within seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head's office at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing."I'm a light bulb" answered the public servant."I think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you back here for at least another two days! You understand me?""Yes sir", the public servant answered meekly, then jumped down, logged off his computer and left.The second worker was hot on his heels."Where do you think you're going?" the boss asked."Home," he said lightly. "I can't work in the dark."

A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.The judge told him: "In 20 years on the bench, I have never heard such a disgusting and immoral thing. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key."The man replied: "I will give you 3 good reasons:(1) It's none of your damn business.(2) She was my wife.(3) I didn't know she was dead because she always acted that way!"

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.The lad asked, "What is this, father?"The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."