A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.The judge told him: "In 20 years on the bench, I have never heard such a disgusting and immoral thing. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key."The man replied: "I will give you 3 good reasons:(1) It's none of your damn business.(2) She was my wife.(3) I didn't know she was dead because she always acted that way!"